(copiato dal post di un’amica)
And take off that Che Guevara t-shirt, hippy. Here’s why.
Well, I’ve got an even better scoop for you all! Thanks to my connections with the CIA, the Mossad and Halliburton, I’ve gotten hold of a chat transcript between the two terrorists. I’ve decided to share this fascinating exchange with everyone. Enjoy!
Zawahiri7: Hey, wazzup?
ZarqaGuy123: Wazzup, biatch?
ZarqaGuy123: I’m ok, how r u?
Zawahiri7: running from infidel pigdogs, and now an earthquake. 🙁 Allah is punishing me.
ZarqaGuy123: i know 🙁 That sucks. Infidels are on my tail too.
Zawahiri7: grrr, so mad
Zawahiri7: and OBL needs his meds, won’t stop bitchin’
ZarqaGuy123: lol 🙂
ZarqaGuy123: i know, so true
Zawahiri7: so whatsup? how are things in iraq? are u still hurt from the infidel’s bombs?
ZarqaGuy123: i’m ok. went to syria, bashar assad gave me some meds. feelin’ better, but still runnin’ from those bacon-loving US troops and the apostate iraqi puppets.
Zawahiri7: bashar is kinda kewl
ZarqaGuy123: i know
Zawahiri7: anyhoo, did u get my letter?
ZarqaGuy123: ya. what’s wrong with killin infidels? they suck 🙁
Zawahiri7: i know, but it makes us look bad. ppl might start to notice that we are assholes who kill people and blow up mosques.
Zawahiri7: how r we gonna establish an islamic caliphate if we lose public opinion? we need 2 keep going after amerika and israel, that’s popular, and ignore the part about us imposing an oppressive sharia system.
ZarqaGuy123: but i wanna kill the Shiites! and anyone who disagrees with me. grrr…
Zawahiri7: we need to win in iraq now. we need to keep aljazeera and the hippies focused on the occupation, not on how evil we are
ZarqaGuy123: what happened?
Zawahiri7: earthquake aftershock. OBL and Mullah Omar just wet their pants and i have to clean up the mess. 🙁 sniff
ZarqaGuy123: look, the iraqis are gonna do that stupid voting crap again. how can i stop their desire for freedom and democracy without blowing them up?
Zawahiri7: oh no, keep killing them, just don’t videotape them and don’t hit mosques. if we don’t do those 2 things, our buddies at aljazeera will just keep blaiming america.
ZarqaGuy123: shit, more infidel gunfire, i gotta go.
Zawahiri7: ok bye bro